Freebiegeekmoochers are alien invaders that populate web sites that offer free stuff. Beam's Doorway Bookstore is one such site attacked by these monsters. Beam's Doorway offers free science fiction desktop wallpaper. That is very kind of Beam's Doorway, don't you think? And wouldn't it be kind, in return for this free service, that web surfers that belong to the Freebiegeekmoochers buy something from Beam's Doorway! Don't you think it would be a nice gesture for these moochers to get books and movies at Beam's Doorway since these very same people will purchase the very same stuff (for more money) someplace else? And these other stores give nothing away for free. Buy most anything you want from Beam's Doorway.

There is no need to keep your membership active in the Freebiegeekmoochers - they have an infamous reputation in the culture of the internet. Be free of them! Liberate yourself! Buy just one item from Beam's Doorway Megastore and make your heart sing with the freedom you experience from the shackles and darkness of belonging to such a notorious group as the Freebiegeekmoochers!