This photo was sent to us by one of our long time customers with the following note:

"This was the damnedest thing I'd ever seen! The noise it made when it first started up woke me outta my sleep at four in the mornin'. Sounded like the biggest damn tornado to ever suck up a trailer park! I ran naked outta my mobile home and saw this swirlly glowin' thing right beside my trailer, right back of my driveway. Scared me, it did.

It wasn't long before some government suits came and roped it off and made all the trailer park residents pack up and leave. I was packin' to leave, carryin' my stuff to my truck, when I tripped and got sucked down that glowin' hole!

I'm back now. But I'm different. I seen things no man should see, heard things no man should hear. When I was finally settled in my new trailer, I logged onto Beam's Doorway Books and ordered everything I saw. The voices told me to do that. I always do what they say.

Now that I know better."